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Is this... ah, there we are. [ The video turns on to reveal a very frazzled-looking young lady with purple hair. ] Can anypony hear me? Twilight, Rainbow Dash? Rainbow, if this is one of your and Pinkie's pranks, you've gone too far this time! It's bad enough I'm some sort of monkey, but this!
[ She displays her bare forehead. ]
This is the absolute limit!! How am I supposed to be a unicorn without a horn? Can I even call myself a unicorn, anymore? Shall I forever and henceforth be known as Rarity the nonicorn? Is that even a word?
Will somepony please tell me what is going on??
Is this... ah, there we are. [ The video turns on to reveal a very frazzled-looking young lady with purple hair. ] Can anypony hear me? Twilight, Rainbow Dash? Rainbow, if this is one of your and Pinkie's pranks, you've gone too far this time! It's bad enough I'm some sort of monkey, but this!
[ She displays her bare forehead. ]
This is the absolute limit!! How am I supposed to be a unicorn without a horn? Can I even call myself a unicorn, anymore? Shall I forever and henceforth be known as Rarity the nonicorn? Is that even a word?
Will somepony please tell me what is going on??
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Date: 2013-04-18 10:20 am (UTC)Rarity! You made it! It's me, Spike!
[Just in case Rarity doesn't recognise him, since he's not his usual handsome dragon self]
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Date: 2013-04-18 10:46 am (UTC)Yup, sure is! I look ridiculous now without my tail and stuff though. But apparently it's normal here. [Spike shrugs]
Twilight can probably explain it better.
[He examines her with a concerned look]
You're not hurt or anything, are you?
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Date: 2013-04-18 12:55 pm (UTC)What do you know. It's today's entry in the ongoing Who Can Broadcast The Craziest Bullshit competition.
The word for people who aren't unicorns is anybody.
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Date: 2013-04-18 01:31 pm (UTC)You were a unicorn?
[Laguna's in the Breeding Center, some of his Pokemon having practice matches nearby. Those are the grunts and roars you hear, as Laguna gives a bit of a chuckle.]
Wow, that sounds pretty impressive - but, hey, no need to panic. I've been here a while, I can give you any advice y'need!
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Date: 2013-04-18 08:36 pm (UTC)Ah... what are those noises?
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Date: 2013-04-19 06:27 am (UTC)[Laguna stop.]
And those two love their playfighting! I-I mean, not every Pokemon does, but they do!
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Date: 2013-04-18 03:51 pm (UTC)[ Lust is bringing the sass. ]
Anyways, you're in Johto. You are given a pokémon, or an animal companion that is used for fighting or breeding, that usually reflects an aspect of your personality, either positively or negatively by giving you the opposite of what you would want. I'll be happy to answer any additional questions.
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Date: 2013-04-18 08:52 pm (UTC)And I don't see how this thing is supposed to reflect my personality. [ She swivels the camera around to reveal a Petilil sitting and crooning. ]
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Date: 2013-04-22 02:36 pm (UTC)[ Lust sees the Petilil... and then just starts chuckling. ] A Petilil is a plant pokémon that's renowned for its ladylike and elegant appearance when it evolves into Liligant. I say, it might have done an accurate job.
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Date: 2013-04-18 04:26 pm (UTC)[It takes a couple moments for her to shift out of "bug-eyed" look. She'd probably be less surprised if Spike and Cadence hadn't just shown up a few days ago.]
Rarity, I'm here. It's Twilight. Hang on, alright? I'll answer your questions one at a time.
[She's rushing to get her Pokeballs now, but still talking.]
First things first, the body you're in right now is something called a "human". They're the dominant species of this world, so everypony who arrives here is turned into one. We... just kind of have to live with it.
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Date: 2013-04-18 09:03 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-04-19 12:30 am (UTC)On the bright side, though, all of our little group, including Spike, are together now that you're here, except for Fluttershy. Cadence is with us too. So at least you don't have to deal with it alone. And there's one other thing you might like to know.
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Date: 2013-04-18 04:52 pm (UTC)(She blinks and just watches, slightly amused by her friend's 'overdramatizing' since she hadn't seen it in quite a while.)
Hahaha, if it's one of mine and Pinkie's pranks it's been pulled on everypony from home 'cause we're all like that! It's me - Rainbow Dash! (See her multicolored locks? They should look familiar even if nothing else does.)
Anyway, we're humans now...yeah, we don't have our horns or wings and stuff but you'll be able to deal after being here a while. And you're in Johto! Is there any small little guys near you who says his own name?
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Date: 2013-04-18 09:19 pm (UTC)You mean this little dear? [ The camera focuses on a dangerous Petilil who is sitting patiently and looking up at you. ] I thought "Petilil" was its mother, taken away from it by horrible circumstance.
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Date: 2013-04-18 09:47 pm (UTC)Yeah, that little one! So you're a trainer too! That's great Rarity, but I don't think we'll be finding his mom anytime soon. I think he thinks you're mom now.
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Date: 2013-04-18 07:34 pm (UTC)Rarity! It's Rarity!
[Then the mention of pranks.Oops.]
Oh-no Rarity, it wasn't us. That would be too mean! We wouldn't take your horn away without your permission unless unicorns could take them off!
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Date: 2013-04-18 09:25 pm (UTC)Anyway, I wouldn't put it past either of you! Not if you thought you could undo it, anyway. Do you suppose we can find our horns and wings again?
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Date: 2013-04-19 12:08 am (UTC)Hmm, I dunno. Twilight and Dash have been here longer than me without them. This place is really weird! The only thing it left me was my mane and my cutie mark.
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Date: 2013-04-18 10:08 pm (UTC)It's weird not having your horn, but I know you can adjust, Rarity. Besides, your hair still looks lovely!
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Date: 2013-04-19 12:15 am (UTC)You used to be a unicorn?
...Why do you have to be 'the' anything? Why can't you just be Rarity? I think that's a pretty name!
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