artofthestress | First Outfit: Wool pajamas, diamond pattern, "bedhead" hair styling.

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Is this... ah, there we are. [ The video turns on to reveal a very frazzled-looking young lady with purple hair. ] Can anypony hear me? Twilight, Rainbow Dash? Rainbow, if this is one of your and Pinkie's pranks, you've gone too far this time! It's bad enough I'm some sort of monkey, but this!

[ She displays her bare forehead. ]

This is the absolute limit!! How am I supposed to be a unicorn without a horn? Can I even call myself a unicorn, anymore? Shall I forever and henceforth be known as Rarity the nonicorn? Is that even a word?

Will somepony please tell me what is going on??

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From:

artofthestress

I'd be happy to help! What sort of fashion are you into, exactly?

From:

licentious

Classy clothing. See. [ She displays her wonderful trench coat followed by her normal outfit. Notice the opera gloves, the incredibly long dress with the classy yet impossibly low neckline, the shoes, all very color coordinated! ] I'd be willing to pay and finance your business until it's on stable ground. [ cough cough ambiguous loan cough. ]

From:

artofthestress

Ohh, mademoiselle! You have quite the excellent fashion sense! Better than most of what I've seen here so far! I would be delighted to custom-tailor whatever you desire!

That's a very generous offer of you... I may take you up on it, but I'd like to get my bearings here first. I don't even know if I'll be able to find all of my friends, much less enough fabric! ... But I'm not rejecting the offer! Not... yet, anyway.

From:

licentious

I am aware of that. I prefer to keep my classy fashion sense on me at all times. However, there aren't many vintage clothings suitable to my desires. [ Fuck johto. ] I'd love to be able to expand my fashion sense.

[ Ah... that makes sense. ]

Smart decision. After all, what's the point of funneling money into a business if it never opens. I'll be sure to pay attention to your progress here, and you're free to contact me whenever you ar ready.