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Is this... ah, there we are. [ The video turns on to reveal a very frazzled-looking young lady with purple hair. ] Can anypony hear me? Twilight, Rainbow Dash? Rainbow, if this is one of your and Pinkie's pranks, you've gone too far this time! It's bad enough I'm some sort of monkey, but this!

[ She displays her bare forehead. ]

This is the absolute limit!! How am I supposed to be a unicorn without a horn? Can I even call myself a unicorn, anymore? Shall I forever and henceforth be known as Rarity the nonicorn? Is that even a word?

Will somepony please tell me what is going on??

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From:

rather_eat_turquoise

[Spike recognises that voice anywhere, and drops everything. The feed clicks on to an absolutely overjoyed Spike.]

Rarity! You made it! It's me, Spike!

[Just in case Rarity doesn't recognise him, since he's not his usual handsome dragon self]

From:

lieutenantantichrist

[the girl is greeted by a glowering middle-aged man with a prominent black eye. Blake is not in a real good mood.]

What do you know. It's today's entry in the ongoing Who Can Broadcast The Craziest Bullshit competition.

The word for people who aren't unicorns is anybody.

From:

ragnarok_strike

[...?]
You were a unicorn?
[Laguna's in the Breeding Center, some of his Pokemon having practice matches nearby. Those are the grunts and roars you hear, as Laguna gives a bit of a chuckle.]
Wow, that sounds pretty impressive - but, hey, no need to panic. I've been here a while, I can give you any advice y'need!

From:

licentious

You aren't any sort of equine anymore, I'm afraid. Instead, you've been kidnapped and dropped off in Johto. Several of your other pony pals have been here as well. I can recall a gentle one that had an affinity for animals, a brash and bossy rainbow one, and ...a normal one. Or, as far as normal as your types can get.

[ Lust is bringing the sass. ]

Anyways, you're in Johto. You are given a pokémon, or an animal companion that is used for fighting or breeding, that usually reflects an aspect of your personality, either positively or negatively by giving you the opposite of what you would want. I'll be happy to answer any additional questions.

From:

friendyousohard

Rarity...

[It takes a couple moments for her to shift out of "bug-eyed" look. She'd probably be less surprised if Spike and Cadence hadn't just shown up a few days ago.]

Rarity, I'm here. It's Twilight. Hang on, alright? I'll answer your questions one at a time.

[She's rushing to get her Pokeballs now, but still talking.]

First things first, the body you're in right now is something called a "human". They're the dominant species of this world, so everypony who arrives here is turned into one. We... just kind of have to live with it.

From:

bestofthebest

Rarity...!

(She blinks and just watches, slightly amused by her friend's 'overdramatizing' since she hadn't seen it in quite a while.)

Hahaha, if it's one of mine and Pinkie's pranks it's been pulled on everypony from home 'cause we're all like that! It's me - Rainbow Dash! (See her multicolored locks? They should look familiar even if nothing else does.)

Anyway, we're humans now...yeah, we don't have our horns or wings and stuff but you'll be able to deal after being here a while. And you're in Johto! Is there any small little guys near you who says his own name?

From:

brbmakingfriends

[And there's that familiar voice. Pinkie grins happily tossing her gear up in the air a couple times. Hope you don't get motion sickness Rarity.]

Rarity! It's Rarity!

[Then the mention of pranks.Oops.]

Oh-no Rarity, it wasn't us. That would be too mean! We wouldn't take your horn away without your permission unless unicorns could take them off!

From:

loveisabattlefield

(Now there's a very familiar somepony.)

It's weird not having your horn, but I know you can adjust, Rarity. Besides, your hair still looks lovely!

From:

neededlassie

[wow. HAHA good thing tiny boy child doesn't watch tv shows for tiny girl children.]

You used to be a unicorn?

...Why do you have to be 'the' anything? Why can't you just be Rarity? I think that's a pretty name!

Edited Date: 2013-04-19 12:15 am (UTC)