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VIDEO / ACTION FOR CIANWOOD

[ Video clicks on to reveal a very frazzled Rarity, with unkempt hair, looking pleadingly at the camera. ]

All right, whoever is listening. I have done absolutely everything in my power to make the best of a difficult situation, but even I have my limits. So I'd like a good old fashioned group brainstorm, if you please. The situation could not be more dire.

[ She turns the camera around to reveal... a fish. Sitting in a tank. Not a particularly big fish, but... sweet Celestia, if this isn't one of the ugliest damn things you've ever seen.

The tank itself is your basic bowl shape, but it's got all manner of plants and tiny dwellings inside. Sitting next to the tank are some sopping wet miniature clothes that look like at least some decent effort have been put into them. ]


This little darling is in desperate need of a makeover, and... well, I'm afraid I'm at a bit of a loss. Has anypony got any ideas for how to make him look absolutely ravishing? Or... well, at least suitably impressive! ... For a fish.


[ OOC: Please do not reveal the nature of the Feebas's evolution to Rarity! ]

[video]

Date: 2013-05-04 03:25 am (UTC)
paladinlost: (err)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
Go for pale, metallic blues. Leviathan favored shawls and scarves at that age, but I find that most Pokémon prefer ribbons. Waterproof eyeshadow does wonders, too, if you can find a color he likes.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-06 12:55 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
Your best bet would be Goldenrod or Celadon for that. Their Department Store have much more variety than the marts. I know there was some available two years ago, but I bought so much back then that I've not yet run out.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-07 05:06 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (cute)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
Not as much as you'd think. With a single look, you can tell he's healthy and not mistreated. That already goes a long way.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-09 01:16 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (^_^)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
In that case, I recommend weekly massages. They give the scales a healthy glow, and a relaxed fish always looks more elegant.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-09 05:11 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (fuzzy)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
It feels somewhat strange at first, but once you learn all the tricks it becomes a nice little team activity. You can even ask the rest of your Pokémon to join in.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-10 12:11 am (UTC)
paladinlost: (err)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
...As a matter of fact, while he might be less comfortable in the open air, the lack of water would not kill him. All the fish can breathe and fight on land, somehow.

[Though he does admire her dedication.]

[video]

Date: 2013-05-10 01:26 am (UTC)
paladinlost: (happy)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
If that is your goal, I'd say you're off to a very good start.

[That fish certainly looks very happy.]

My name is Cecil. Cecil Harvey. It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss...?

[video]

Date: 2013-05-17 01:09 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
A unicorn...? Learning how to sew with human hands was not too much of a problem for you, I hope.
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 01:09 pm (UTC)

[video]

Date: 2013-05-23 12:22 am (UTC)
paladinlost: (cute)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
That sounds like a very practical spell to know. It's a shame that option is not available to you here.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-27 05:15 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
Being born with them does give us an advantage. As far as gem goes... There are evolution stones in the Department Store, but they're not quite gems as we generally consider them.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-28 05:07 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (err)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
They'd also be too large to be comfortable, and expensive to boot. But I believe I've once heard someone mention they had found pearls for sale.

[video]

Date: 2013-05-31 04:16 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (flowy)
From: [personal profile] paladinlost
I... think it was Rika? But I've not seen her for some time...

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