Rarity (
artofthestress) wrote2013-04-18 11:37 am
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First Outfit: Wool pajamas, diamond pattern, "bedhead" hair styling.
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Is this... ah, there we are. [ The video turns on to reveal a very frazzled-looking young lady with purple hair. ] Can anypony hear me? Twilight, Rainbow Dash? Rainbow, if this is one of your and Pinkie's pranks, you've gone too far this time! It's bad enough I'm some sort of monkey, but this!
[ She displays her bare forehead. ]
This is the absolute limit!! How am I supposed to be a unicorn without a horn? Can I even call myself a unicorn, anymore? Shall I forever and henceforth be known as Rarity the nonicorn? Is that even a word?
Will somepony please tell me what is going on??
Is this... ah, there we are. [ The video turns on to reveal a very frazzled-looking young lady with purple hair. ] Can anypony hear me? Twilight, Rainbow Dash? Rainbow, if this is one of your and Pinkie's pranks, you've gone too far this time! It's bad enough I'm some sort of monkey, but this!
[ She displays her bare forehead. ]
This is the absolute limit!! How am I supposed to be a unicorn without a horn? Can I even call myself a unicorn, anymore? Shall I forever and henceforth be known as Rarity the nonicorn? Is that even a word?
Will somepony please tell me what is going on??
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[ The Pokemon shouts "Petilil!" in a high voice. ] It does seem ever so keen on that word in particular.
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[Spike can hear Rarity's pokemon in the background and chuckles]
That's its name...well, its species anyway.
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I think you’re getting Twilight and Rainbow Dash confused – must have been the cross-world travel.
But can you imagine Twilight with wings?!?
[More laughter from Spike as he imagines it]
That would be hilarious. Her name would be Twilight DEBACLE!
[Spike covers his mouth as he tries to contain his laughter.]
Yeah…her first pokemon…
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[ ... a small grin. ] You must be putting me ON, now, come on, Spike. This is Twilight we're talking about. One of our dearest friends, and Equestria's newest princess?
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Rarity, are you feeling okay? Because, uh...Twilight's not a princess either.
You guys just came back from the Crystal Empire after helping Princess Cadence with the Equestria Games nomination, remember? You told me how amazing Princess Cadence's spa was...
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I don't think so. I'm pretty sure Twilight would have mentioned something about being able to fly if I had.
Are you sure you haven't been dreaming Rarity?
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[ She slaps herself across the face. YEP, pain. ] Oww!! Well, this doesn't seem to be a dream, either. [ She snorts. ] Well, Spike, all I know is that the last thing I remember is Twilight's coronation. And I'm going to trust my own memories for now!
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H..hey! Are you okay Rarity! I didn't mean to make it sound like I don't believe you...because I totally do! I just...um...don't remember that happening...
But hey, if you say it did, then I'm sure you're right!
[Smooth recovery Spike, really smooth].
We're in Cianwood right now. It's pretty far away from you, but Twilight will definitely come and get you so that we're all together!
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I'd certainly love to meet all of you! I'll start walking in your direction now. [ She gets up and looks around. ] Wherever... Cianwood is... perhaps that way.
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Wait Rarity! You should stay where you are so Twilight can find you and you don't get lost! I mean, Cianwood is really far away. When Twilight picked me and Princess Cadence up, we were flying for hours. Plus there are all sorts of wild pokemon in the forests [Boy doesn't he know it] and you might get hurt! And that would be awful!
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[ That's when a blurry shape jumps on top of her, and Rarity shrieks. ]
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You wouldn't say that if you'd met Pinchy.
[Spike suddenly gets alarmed as Rarity is tackled.]
RARITY! Rarity are you okay?!? [He shakes the pokegear.]
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Yes, just... startled, that's all. I don't think it did any damage. [ The Petilil is staring up at her, on top of its newly defeated foe, and crooning. It could be smiling, and it certainly looks pleased with itself. ] Well... that was unexpected.
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[Spike the overprotective dragon calms down a little when he sees it's not moving. He sighs in relief.]
That was lucky! Bell is pretty strong...
Oh I know! If you point this at the one that attacked you, [he taps the gear] and hit the button that says pokedex, it will tell you what it is. Cool huh?
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[ She fumbles with the little machine with her inexperienced fingers and manages to find and activate the Pokedex function. A robotic voice says PIDGEY. ]
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You could catch it? The first wild pokemon I ran into exploded on me, and I sort of caught it by mistake coz it was really badly hurt and needed to be healed.
[A moment while Spike rummages around looking for a pokeball, and then finally holds one up]
You just sort of...throw this thing at it.
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I just ... throw it at it? It won't hurt it? Well, if you say so... [ She tosses the ball and it captures the Pidgey in no time flat. She examines it. ] But how does it fit in there? This sort of magic is beyond me. [ She picks it up and flips it over a few times. ]
You sound pretty knowledgeable about all of this, Spikey! Have you been here long?
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Nice work! But yeah...I have no idea. [He shrugs] The magic here is way different to back in Equestria.
I've only been here a couple weeks - Twilight and Applejack have been here for ages though.
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Oh, dear. I hope somepony will look after the boutique for me. But if you and the girls are here, I suppose it can't be all bad!
Holy cow, I forgot this one was still going XD
That's what the other ponies are saying.
But I'm sure it'll be fine. Besides, Fluttershy isn't here anymore, so she should be back in Ponyville. I'm sure she'll make sure nothing happens to your boutique.
It's just ah...getting used to all the pokemon takes some time...
[Spike's only been here a short while, and he's definitely not used to them yet.]
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I expect you get used to the music, as well? [ She shakes her head to one side as if to dislodge something from it. The incessant melody is starting to get on her nerves. ]
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Maybe this will give her a chance to prove herself, you know, show you that she can take care of things on her own?
[Spike mentally tunes into the music again and makes a face.]
Yeah, you learn to sort of...block it out? It's everywhere, even at night when you're trying to sleep, when you walk into the shops. Sometimes it changes, depending on where you are. It's really weird. No one seems to know where it even comes from.
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I suppose it's no worse than Pinkie Pie's songs. If she sang all of the time. Every day. [ Now that she thinks about it, it's starting to grate. And thinking about it just makes it worse. ]