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artofthestress) wrote2013-05-03 11:57 pm
artofthestress) wrote2013-05-03 11:57 pm
Second Outfit: Work smock, torn jeans, casual top, black wool beret.
VIDEO / ACTION FOR CIANWOOD
[ Video clicks on to reveal a very frazzled Rarity, with unkempt hair, looking pleadingly at the camera. ]
All right, whoever is listening. I have done absolutely everything in my power to make the best of a difficult situation, but even I have my limits. So I'd like a good old fashioned group brainstorm, if you please. The situation could not be more dire.
[ She turns the camera around to reveal... a fish. Sitting in a tank. Not a particularly big fish, but... sweet Celestia, if this isn't one of the ugliest damn things you've ever seen.
The tank itself is your basic bowl shape, but it's got all manner of plants and tiny dwellings inside. Sitting next to the tank are some sopping wet miniature clothes that look like at least some decent effort have been put into them. ]
This little darling is in desperate need of a makeover, and... well, I'm afraid I'm at a bit of a loss. Has anypony got any ideas for how to make him look absolutely ravishing? Or... well, at least suitably impressive! ... For a fish.
[ OOC: Please do not reveal the nature of the Feebas's evolution to Rarity! ]
[ Video clicks on to reveal a very frazzled Rarity, with unkempt hair, looking pleadingly at the camera. ]
All right, whoever is listening. I have done absolutely everything in my power to make the best of a difficult situation, but even I have my limits. So I'd like a good old fashioned group brainstorm, if you please. The situation could not be more dire.
[ She turns the camera around to reveal... a fish. Sitting in a tank. Not a particularly big fish, but... sweet Celestia, if this isn't one of the ugliest damn things you've ever seen.
The tank itself is your basic bowl shape, but it's got all manner of plants and tiny dwellings inside. Sitting next to the tank are some sopping wet miniature clothes that look like at least some decent effort have been put into them. ]
This little darling is in desperate need of a makeover, and... well, I'm afraid I'm at a bit of a loss. Has anypony got any ideas for how to make him look absolutely ravishing? Or... well, at least suitably impressive! ... For a fish.
[ OOC: Please do not reveal the nature of the Feebas's evolution to Rarity! ]
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[ The Feebas blinks slowly and emits a few bubbles. ]
That's not a bad idea. Such a color, though…
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[Sokka, you're talking about fashion tips to a pony... Over a fish. Yep, this is probably the strangest thing he's ever done, even if he's unaware of half the strangeness at the moment.]
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So, why are you trying to pretty it up anyway? Not that I think it's a bad idea, I'm just curious.
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[ She turns the camera towards the Feebas. ] I bought Hans because nopony wanted him. There are quite a lot of Feebas eggs at the Breeding Centre, you know. Then when he hatched, almost everypony who sees him reacts with disgust, and I don't think that improves his mood at all. I want him to feel like he's wanted.
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You're a really kind person, aren't you. Not everyone would think of it like that.
[It's not even sarcastic or scathing in any way, and it's almost refreshing for Sokka.
Also he missed the everypony thing, he'll catch it next time.]no subject
What is your name, again?
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[ The fish is swimming circles in his little tank, as if he knows he's the center of attention (which he probably does). It is sort of endearing. ]
Don't you worry, Hans, you'll be the best-looking Pokemon of all time before you know it!